Holyfield thinks the Rocky movies were real

Holyfield, 46, will soon fight for his fifth boxing world title

So Holyfield is going to fight for another title at age 46, which is pathetic, sad and I really don’t care. Boxing, especially Holyfield’s style of boxing, is boring, with no drama, no imagination, and the whole industry is run by corrupt, greedy assholes. It’s all about the payday, not the sport. The dumbasses don’t even have the brains to hide their corruption. Don King and his kind know former boxing fans blame them for the ruining it and still they don’t even have the brains to bring back a semblance of regulation and fairness. That said, MMA is about to going to be worse in a little while. A combination of boxing’s crooked farce and professional wrestling’s open, unfettered theatrics. The worst of both worlds with a dash of Chuck Palahniuk Fight Club homo-erotica thrown in for good measure.

In the future, fighting sports will be a combination of everything above with gay porn, so that all bouts will end with the winner anally penetrating the loser right there in the ring or cage.

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